rneerkat:

if a duck is flying right at your friend you can say “DUCK!” and it will mean two things but serve the same purpose that’s pretty cool

whatshouldwecallme:

i have this problem where i don’t have enough time to actually do things because i’m too busy sitting on my ass doing nothing

(Source: ibetyoulikemylongbottom)

lampghost:

dont hate the player, hate the controller, this shit is broken i swear to god i jumped bro

every medicine on the market is like

pros: you’ll stop coughing

cons: you might die

shirochi:

it does not matter how slow you go as long as you’re not my internet connection.

(Source: gumi-tan)

whatshouldwecallme:

sodamnrelatable:

(Source: liesand-rippedjeans)